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KBVR TV: Unplugged and Dying Fast

 

Show title

News From Hell

 

Actors:

Bill:  Sports anchor

Jeff:  Entertainment anchor

Peter:  Serious news guy, sort of

Jack: The weather guy

John:  Floor director/ “A” for YMCA scene

Mike:  News director

 

Act 1:

 

Scene 1:

Actors: Bill, Jeff, Peter, Jack

Four shot of Bill, Jeff, Peter, & Jack

Each actor is reading the paper at the KFAKE-TV Newsroom

Light music in the background

Paper assignment: Bill-SI swimsuit issue; Jeff-The Globe; Peter-NY Times, Jack-The Sun

 

Scene 2:

Actors: Bill, Jeff, Peter, Jack, Mike

Bill, Jeff, Peter, Jack are sitting around a table, Mike is sitting on the counter

Five shot

Mike: “Here are your story assignments for tonight’s show, oh and Peter I need to speak with you for a minute.”

Shot over the shoulder of each anchor reading their assignments;

Bill:  Why I like swimsuits, Why Michael Jordan quit baseball, & lacrosse-the untold story

Jeff:  Elvis’s comeback, Why rap sucks, & Whatever happened to Milli Vanilli?

Jack: Make up whatever you want

Peter:  President Clinton comes out, Wall Street, YMCA going out of business, Violence in the work place, & Traffic accident

 

End: Postal employee shoots everyone with an ak-47, then a graphic advertising a KFAKE exclusive for that night’s news about another postal employee shooting spree; “Terror in the Newsroom”

 

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