Scene 1:
Vincent and Monsieur are talking at a café.
Monsieur: Dear, dear friend, I am so very much wanting a woman for my pleasure.
Vincent: Well Monsieur Bonnerpart, I know of a woman who may be able to help you with cleaning your pipes. Would you like her address?
Monsieur: We, We.
Vincent (hands a piece of paper with free hand over top of table to look cheap): Here is her address, and please remember to practice safe sex.
Monsieur (grabbing the paper and walking away): No need for a raincoat for me, I have no diseases, and besides I'm invincible, ha, ha, ha.
Scene 2:
Monsieur is traveling to Madame Butterfly's. Different socks move by going the opposite direction and the background is also moving.
Monsieur (talking to himself): I'm gonna get me some, I'm gonna get me some, I'm gonna get me some. No hand job for me tonight.
Scene 3:
Monsieur arrives at Ma. Butterfly's brothel. Butterfly is laying in bed and Monsieur comes in.
Butterfly: Welcome to Maddame Butterfly's house of whores, may I help you, oooh la la.
Monsieur: Why yes you can my pretty, how much for fantasy fun?
Butterfly: Depends, what did you have in mind?
Monsieur: Well I want you to pretend to be my mother and slap me around.
Butterfly: Ooooh la la, the Oedipus special. That will be 220 francs.
Monsieur: (hands her the money): O.K.
Butterfly: Well climb on in here my child.
(Monsieur gets in bed, Butterfly then slaps him with the un-socked hand)
Monsieur: Ohh baby, ohh baby, ohh. That feels so good.
Butterfly (climbing out of the bed): Oooh la la, we're done, see you again soon.
Scene 4:
Vincent and Monsieur are back at the café.
Monsieur: You know Vince, ever since I went to see Madame Butterfly I haven't been doing so good.
Vincent: What do you mean Monsieur?
Monsieur: Well I have this horrible itching around my privates and an ugly looking rash.
Vincent: You should not have gone to see Madame Butterfly and not used protection Monsieur!
Monsieur: I have learned my lesson, and now I know not to screw a whore without a condom.
Vincent: And knowing is half the battle.
Butterfly (popping up): Oooh la la, that is the truth Monsieur!
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