OSU Recruitment Video Out Takes

Larry is person interviewing new students as to why they decided to attend OSU. These are the responses that couldn't be used in the video.

The Players:
Mike-Larry; Ravi-Fred; Case-Igor; Casey-Billy; Shanna-Flora; Robin-Sarah.
Larry: Is the person hired by OSU to interview students.
Fred: Frat boy who doesn't seem to care about academics.
Igor: Foreign exchange student from Hungary, doesn't speak English very well.
Billy: Country boy from the Eastside.
Flora: Hippie from San Francisco.
Sarah: Underage freshman who wears black.

Set is black-background with two news chairs.
Scene 1:
Larry: Well Flora why did you choose Oregon State over other universities?
Flora: Of all the colleges I looked at, this school had the best growing climate for marijuana.

Scene 2:
Larry: I see here that you come to us from the Eastside, what made you go with OSU over say Eastern Oregon Billy?
Billy: Well, being from the other side of the mountains, frankly I just love the smell of fresh cow shit in the mornings.

Scene 3:
Billy: So Igor, how do you like the United States and the State of Oregon so far?
Igor: Me, like, to, fucking, sheep. Ya!

Scene 4:
Larry: Fred, what is it about OSU that makes you want to stay here.
Fred: Well you see Larry, before transferring here I rarely met girls, but since coming here I've been gettin' it every other day, I mean I can't believe how loose the women are here after you get them drunk.

Scene 5:
Larry: As a new student here at Oregon State, what was the overwhelming factor in your decision to come here?
Sarah: The most important reason is that it was the only place that would accept me. After all let's face it, they'll take anyone's money. But another big factor in my decision was the easy access to alcohol for us underage students.

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