Hold the Phone Sex

Robin-Janice, receptionist
Casey-Lucas, caller who is very conservative
Ravi-Robert, caller who is a wild a crazy guy
Paluk-Eileen, caller who is a prude, and operator #2

Scene 1:
Janice (answering the phone): Hello, law offices of Byron, Shelly, and Wordsworth, can I help you?
Lucas: Yes could I please speak with George Byron.
Janice: Mr. Byron is on the other line could I put you on hold.
Lucas: Yes Miss that would be fine.
Janice: (Presses some buttons on the phone and then hangs up)
Lucas is now on hold, have shot of Lucas listening to the phone, play music then cut in with, Janice in a sexy voice: Are you over 18, then press one for the ultimate in phone sex.
Lucas: What the hell, that's disgusting (hangs up the phone).

Scene 2:
Janice (answering the phone): Hello, law offices of Byron, Shelly, and Wordsworth, how may I help you today?
Eileen: I would like to speak with an attorney please.
Janice: All of our attorneys are currently busy, could I put you on hold ma'am.
Eileen: Sure, I'll hold.
Janice: (Presses some buttons on the phone and then hangs up)
Eileen is now on hold, have shot of Eileen listening to the phone, play music then cut in with, Janice in a sexy voice: Are you over 18, then press one for the ultimate in phone sex.
Eileen: Why I've never been so insulted (hangs up the phone).

Scene 3:
Janice (answering the phone): Hello, law offices of Byron, Shelly, and Wordsworth, Janice speaking, how can I help you?
Robert: Put me on the line with Mr. Shelly please.
Janice: Mr. Shelly isn't in at the moment, would you like his voice mail?
Robert: Allrighty, that'll be o.k.
Janice: (Presses some buttons on the phone and then hangs up)
Robert (is now on hold, same as before, waits a few seconds): Cool, phone sex rocks my boat (then presses 1 on the phone).
Operator #2 (in a sexy voice): You have chosen the ultimate in phone sex, press 1 if you want to speak with women under 18, press 2 if you want women with large breasts, press 3 if you want (presses 2), you have chosen women under 18 so get ready for the ultimate in phone sex, please wait one moment why we connect you to one of our girls, (here some clicking noises).
Janice: Mr. Shelly is now back, I'll put you right through.
Robert: No, wait, send me back, please I really want to go back!

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