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Comedy
Thoughts Bathroom thoughts
Why
do we call public restrooms, restrooms? I mean how many people use it to take a
rest? The room has never been someplace that one would want to lie down in to
take a rest. The sole purpose of the public restroom is to provide a place for
people to defecate, that’s poop, and or urinate, that’s pee, in a private
matter in the hope that people will then not do said activity in a public
display for all to see. This what the quote restroom is for, though some people
like Pee Wee Herman and George Michael may like to engage in other special
activities in the public restrooms, but the rest of society shuns them for this,
as they should be. So in the end the god damn fucking public restrooms should be
re-named for what they are, shit and piss rooms. TurtleOnce
I had this turtle, and most of the time it was really slow. But one day I put it
in a pan of hot water, and boy did it hall ass across the pan. You’ve never
seen a turtle move so fast, of course this excludes all cartoons. Please note
that no turtle was harmed in the making of this, any injury to the turtle
happened as an accident a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Flying AnimalsIf cows and pigs, and all other farm animals could fly, would they still have been domesticated and raised for the sole purpose of satisfying human needs? I don’t think so. I think these farm animals would have resisted the onslaught of humans and fought back with feces until one day, long ago, the flying farm animals of the world would have united and taken over the world. The End. |