Scene 1:
Set is a desk with white background and a few plants.
Monica (entering office stage left): Hi ya sweet cheeks.
Bill (looking up from desk): Don't call me that. You know I hate being called that.
Monica: O.K., then what should I call you, sugar daddy?
Bill: You know I like it when you call me Rock.
Monica: All right then Rock, what's your pleasure tonight?
Bill: The usual, get down and dirty sexy momma.
Monica: Well aren't we a bit anxious tonight.
Bill: That's because Hillary stopped putting out months ago when she learned about Paula and me.
Monica: I see, so I'm all the action you're getting outside the courtroom.
Bill: Yep. So get to it woman.
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Scene 2:
Monica is on her knees in front of Bill, Bill is sitting in chair still behind the desk. Same background as scene 1.
Bill: Thank you very much for stopping by, I can now think clearly and make great decisions when running this great country.
Monica (swishing water and spitting): Not so fast quick willie! What about that job you promised me?
Bill: I don't know what you are talking about you two bit whore (hands her some money).
Monica (refusing the money): This isn't about money, I love you, now show me that love by getting me a job in New York that pays well and I am unqualified for.
Bill: I don't think that would be ethical.
Monica: Ethical smethical, if I don't get that job then I'll show everyone your cum stain on this dress and then you'll be real sorry you ever messed with Monica Lewinsky!
Bill: But I though you loved me?
Monica: I only love you when it suites my needs, (in a whining tone) now I wanna job damn it!
Bill: Hey I'm the leader of the free willie world, how dare you treat me like this.
Monica: As long as I'm doing my job down here, you'd better be getting me a job out there (point off camera).
Bill: I just can't do that, I might get in trouble!
Monica: Should have thought about that before I sucked on your straw like there was no tomorrow.
Bill: And what's that supposed to mean?
Monica: Ohh, I think you know what that's supposed to mean you impotent old fart!
Bill: You mean you'd expose me?
Monica: Damn straight slick willie, and I'm not talkin' about pulling your pants down.
Bill: Don't call me that you whore!
Monica: Then get me the fucking job geezer!
Bill: I got your job right here (grabs himself).
Monica: Right there huh, well then you're the one goin down bubba!
Bill: Not before you go down again bitch.
Monica: Now you've done it, take that (bad fight scene breaks out).
