Stupid, stupid, and more stupid. Did I mention stupid? Yes, and moronic too! That is what this film is, and what these film series have been lately. Plus, if you saw the last Jason film, Jason X, then you might be a bit surprised to find Jason back on Earth and in the present day. Please, I beg upon whomever has the power to do it, please stop making these films. Hell, use the money to make porn for all I care, just stop making these stupid movies.

Plot? No, not really, other than Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund, Urban Legend) is stuck powerless in dreamland because the kids do not remember him, and thus cannot fear him. So Freddy conjures up old Jason Voorhees (Ken Kirzinger) from the dead?! and has him go and attack kids on Elm Street in Springwood. This makes people start to remember old Freddy, and thus he grows stronger until eventually he can kill on his own. But that’s when he starts to get jealous of Jason, and all hell breaks loose as the two battle for the king of evil. All of it more idiotic than the last films, with the only saving grace is that some of the ladies being killed are attractive, notably Lori (Monica Keena, Orange County). But it is still super-duper-spectacularly STUPID!

Others who probably wish their names were not attached to this project are Kelly Rowland, Christopher George Marquette, Katharine Isabelle, Jason Ritter (Swimfan), and Brendan Fletcher. Ronny Yu directs this Damian Shannon and Mark Swift written flick.

I believe I have repeatedly mentioned that Freddy Vs. Jason is a stupid film, and as thus you should be able to tell that it sucks, blows, bites, etc. That said, there were some pretty girls, so I shall give the movie one couch out of ten.

Last updated: Thursday, March 20, 2008 02:49:28 AM

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