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Hi, I'm case. You may recognize from such features as "help, a band of midgets has taken my baby." Or "nobody believes I was molested by aliens". Most recently I appeared in "damnit I flunked accounting again because I went out and saw a movie instead of studying like I should have". Whatever you recognize me from I'm here with your out and about movie review. This weekend I saw the movie Jessica and Jennifer. No, no that wasn't it, uh, oh yah it was Dark City. It's a movie about these really creepy guys with pale faces and weird telepathic powers. They've been messing around with humans for years making them forget certain things in an attempt to figure out how to take over souls. Neat huh? Ok fine you're right it even sounds stupid. It starred Kiefer Sutherland, and a bunch of scary pale-face d creepy guys. The best part of this film. The chick. What's her name, Jennifer, Jessica something like that. Anyway she was fine!! No total nudity, but a few exciting shots. She was supposed to be the lead character's wife who he didn't remember. The wackos were imprinting all the human's memories with fake thoughts, and fake recollections. Then, uhhh, oh no, I can't remember. No just kidding then Kiefer Sutherland imprints this guy with a whole new list of memories.... And we start all over again. All I was thinking was at least it's economy night and it only cost 3 bucks. The special effects were pretty spiffy, the acting was lame, the idea was spiffy, the girl was hot. There were rumors around the theater wondering how much a Lewinsky would cost from her. She was smokin. To quote Wayne, shwing. Anyway the movie was completely boring, I don't recommend it to any of my friends. Please don't see it, save your money and go see the movie I review next week which will be some movie to be decided in the future. To find the plot to Dark City I had to find a flashlight. And even then I found myself squinting. I still am grasping for the whole point of it, and came up empty handed. I wish they would have made this into a comic book, not a full feature length movie. Too bad they did though because if they break even on this one they should be happy. I would rather spend money on a cheap date. Hee hee. Well that's it for tonight's movie review, oh yah, the rating. It sucked, the chick was fine, the combo gives us three couches. That's it. So Jennifer and Jessica, I mean, all our viewers, there you have it for the out and about movie review.
Last updated: Thursday, March 20, 2008 02:45:30 AM |
