Movie Title: American Pie

Movie Title: American Pie
Rating: 9
Reviewed By: Michael Stevens

Review:

Oh my gawd. Can you really get yourself off by fucking (excuse my English) a warm apple pie? Though American Pie isn't really about one boy trying to impregnate a helpless apple pie, that is the overriding image you will walk away with after watching this film.

Basically four average high school guys (all virgins) decide they need to get some action before their prom. So all four set off on this task. The main focus however is on Jim (Jason Biggs), who in an awesome scene is going to get lucky with this hot foreign exchange student. But unfortunately for Jim he has a bit of a problem, premature ejaculation. More importantly, it happens twice as he broadcasts live via the Internet to the whole high school. Yep, I think that might be a bit embarrassing.

Then later in the film about the only one willing to talk to Jim is this one chick who won't shut up about band camp. But even that turns out to be a hilarious scene as she describes one time at band camp when she stuck her flute in her pussy. From all of these scenes you pretty much get the gist of the type of humor in American Pie, my kind.

Adam Herz wrote this classic film, while it was directed by Paul & Chris Weitz. Others in the cast were Tara Reid (Vicky), Natasha Lyonne (Jessica), Chris Klein (Oz), Mena Suvari (Heather), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Finch), Sean W. Scott (Stifler), and Shannon Elizabeth (Nadia).

As you can tell I loved this film and the humor. American Pie is totally raunchy and I just ate it up (except for the pie because that would have been disgusting to eat after what Jim did to it). I give this film nine couches only because with as much discussion about sex and the R rating I would have like to have seen more bare breasts. Later tatter.